致命的大错
"finished8thinmyhighschoolgraduatingclaof10."
"qualificatio:noeducationorexperience." "iamrelativelyintelligent,obedientandloyalasapuy."
"mycompeatiohouldbeatleastequaltomyage."
"reasonforleaving:ithadtodowiththeirs,fbiandsec."
"firedbecauseifoughtforlowerpay."
"sizeofemployer:verytall,probablyover65".
"pleasedisregardtheenclosedresume-itisterriblyoutofdate."
"reasonforleaving:myboaidtheendoftheworldiear."
"reasonforleaving:theownergavenewmeaningtothewordparanoia.iprefertoelaborateprivately."
打字错误与语法错误
"herearemyqualificatioforyoutooverlook."
"strengths:abilitytomeetdeadlineswhilemaintainingcomposer."
"iamarabidtypist."
"workhistory:performedbrainwavetests,1879-1981."
"afterreceivingadvicefromseveraldifferentangels,ihavedecidedtopursueanewlineofwork."
"accountingcleric."
"asindicted,ihaveoverfiveyearsofexperienceanalyzinginvestments."
"suectedtograduateearlynceanalyzinginvestments."
"suectedtograduateearlynextyear."
"diosedof%26#36;2.5billioninaets."
"provenabilitytotrackdownandcorrecterors."
"accomplishments:oversightofentiredepartment."
"amaperfectionistandrarelyififeverforgetdetails."
"accomplishments:completed11yearsofhighschool."
不应有的幽默
"note:keepthisresumeontopofthestack.useallotherstoheatyourhouse."
"aistedindailypreparationoflargequantitiesofcoumableitemsinafast-pacedsetting."(tralation:short-ordercook.)